Lollipop girls

Has anyone else noticed lately, how much more acceptable it is becoming to have a head that's wider than your hips? I see so many lollipop girls these days, their airy inflated heads disproportionately standing out in a crowd of other stick-insects. Take gals like what's-her-face, that Olsen twin. Her head is decidedly bigger than her waist. That's just not natural, folks. And who are the guys that like this type of arm candy? What's gone so fundamentally wrong in their thought-process that they can't even see what's normal and what's decidedely freaky? What can we do to re-educate these poor, misguided fools? Force-feed them a diet of 16th century art, when women were women and stick insects were stick insects? The malnutritioned look needs to go, along with the airhead-like behavior of those same rib-sporting goons. We need to start educating our youngins now.